Arrr! Trump be ponderin' a decree to sidestep the TikTok shenanigans, like a scallywag dodgin' the gallows!
2025-01-16
Arrr, matey! The Chinese treasure map be in a pickle! They be talkin’ of sellin’ the cursed app, lest it be walkin’ the plank come Sunday! If they don’t find a new captain, it’ll be Davy Jones’ locker for it in the good ol’ U.S. of A!
Avast, me hearties! Gather ye around, fer I be havin' a tale from the digital seas! Aye, it be about a Chinese-owned treasure—a wondrous app, savvy? But alas, the winds be blowin' fierce, and a deadline be approachin' faster than a scallywag on a plunderin' spree!