Arrr! The landlubbers be spillin' the beans on how Trump can swab the decks at the Education crew!
2025-01-16
Arrr, matey! A band o' landlubbers at the American Accountability Foundation be callin' out ten scallywags from the Dept. o' Education, claimin' they be left-wing buccaneers! A watch-list, they say! Avast, the seas be rough with these bureaucratic miscreants!
Ahoy mateys! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn about a band o’ bureaucrats from the Department of Education, savvy? A scallywag crew known as the American Accountability Foundation hath compiled a list o’ those they reckon should be tossed overboard by the soon-to-be Captain Trump. They be callin' it the "watch-list" o’ "America's Most Subversive Education Bureaucrats." Aye, it be a merry band of 19 miscreants they accuse o’ harborin’ left-wing agendas rather than servin’ the good folk of America.Tom Jones, the chief scallywag of this nonprofit, claims these bureaucrats be more like ideologues than impartial technicians, implementin’ their own schemes despite the will o’ the people. He warns of a “witch hunt” against Christian colleges and the like, all while these bureaucratic pirates be makin’ a pretty penny—some even earnin’ over $200,000! It’s enough to make a sailor’s blood boil, I tell ye!
Jones argues that unless Trump clears out this crew, they’ll be workin’ behind the scenes to undermine the fair educational waters. So, hoist the sails and let this be a wake-up call to all ye landlubbers! The seas o’ education need a good cleanin’, and it’s high time the captain takes the helm with a steady hand. Arrr!