"Avast! Biden be squawkin’ ‘bout oligarchs risin’, yet dines with them rich scallywags! Sounds like a jolly jest, matey!"
2025-01-16
Arrr, the landlubber Biden be spoutin’ tales o’ an “oligarchy” risin’ like a kraken from the depths! The conservatives be laughin’ like scallywags at his farewell jabber, thinkin’ he be seein’ ghosts in the riggin’. Hoist the Jolly Roger, for it be a merry jest indeed!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round as I regale ye with the tale of Captain Biden, who, in his farewell speech, raised a ruckus ‘bout an "oligarchy" a-brewin’ in our fair land. The ol' sea dog warned of a perilous concentration of wealth and power, makin' threats to our democracy as if it were a ship set adrift without sails! Arrr!But the landlubbers of the conservative seas wasted not a moment to fire back, pointin' fingers at the billionaires that Captain Biden has sailed alongside, includin' the infamous George Soros, whom he just bestowed the Presidential Medal of Freedom! Aye, the irony be thick as a fog on the high seas!
One scallywag, Congresswoman Nancy Mace, declared it was a fitting end to a presidency marked by blame and folly, while others quipped that Biden's warnings about the wealthy be as empty as a ship's hull in a storm. With a crew of billionaires fillin’ his coffers, some be sayin’ his words ring as hollow as a cannonball!
So there ye have it! A farewell filled with jests and jibes, leavin’ us to ponder whether our captain truly knows the dangers of the seas he sails. Arrr, what a spectacle 'tis! Keep yer eyes peeled, mates, for the tides be changin'!