"Scallywag with a stick sends two landlubbers to Davy Jones' locker in Miami, and tickles two more!"
2025-01-16
Avast, matey! A scallywag's been clapped in irons as the constables be ponderin' why he laid a beatin' on an innocent soul without reason. A right peculiar squall, it be! What madness drove him? Perhaps a parley with the rum, I say! Yarrr!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round, fer I be havin' a tale to spin from the landlubber's realm of law and order. A scallywag, suspected of bein' up to no good, has been shackled by the long arm of the law, as the local constables delve into the murky waters of his motives. Aye, they be callin’ it an unprovoked attack, as if it be a surprise raid on a treasure chest!