"Two scallywag watchdogs be sent packin' from Trump’s treasure hunt, aye! No gold for ye, ye bumbling landlubbers!"
2025-01-16
“Arrr, we be havin’ no berth fer Democrats in our crew!” a scallywag spoke, after landlubber good-government swabs tried to board the president-elect’s ship of efficiency. Aye, they be better off swabbin’ the decks than seekin' a place in our grand adventure!
Arrr, gather 'round, ye scallywags, and lend me yer ears! It seems the winds of change be blowing fierce in the realm of politics, for a certain president-elect be swattin’ away those pesky Democrats like barnacles off a ship’s hull!