"Cap'n Biden be tightenin' the cyber rules, leavin' Trump to choose 'twixt a sea of troubles or calmer waters!"
2025-01-16
Arrr, matey! The captain o’ the land be makin’ decrees faster than a cannonball flies! The software scallywags best be complyin’, lest they find themselves walkin’ the plank ‘gainst the Trump winds of deregulation! Avast, ho! What a merry mess we be in!
Avast ye landlubbers! Gather 'round and lend me yer ears, for I've a tale from the high seas of politics! Our captain, the president, be hoisting the Jolly Roger of executive orders once more, and this time, he be layin' down the law on the software scallywags! Aye, he be urg'd to make them comply with his commands, as swift as a cannonball flies! Yo ho, it seems the winds of change be blowin' strong!But hold yer horses, ye salty sea dogs! This here order might just clash like swords in a tavern brawl with the grand ol' decree of Captain Trump, who fancied himself the master of deregulation! Aye, the sea be fickle, and the tides of power do shift like a ship in a storm! Will the software providers walk the plank or find safe harbor in compliance? Only time will tell, but I wager there be plenty of rum to be had while the crew debates!
So, raise yer tankards, me hearties! Let’s toast to the chaos of the high seas of governance, where orders come and go like a phantom ship, and software providers be left wonderin' if they should batten down the hatches or sail forth into the unknown! Yarrr, what a merry time we live in!