Arrr! Mel Gibson be shoutin' 'bout the bumblin' fools steerin' the ship o' California while his treasure went up in flames!
2025-01-16
Arrr, Mel Gibson be chattin' with that scallywag Raymond Arroyo, claimin' he feels as bare as a barnacle on a shipwreck 'cause o' them Los Angeles fires! He be pointin' his finger at them landlubber elected fools for their grand ol' mismanagement! Aye, what a hullabaloo!
Arrr, matey! It be said that Mel Gibson, the famed thespian, be joinin’ the ranks of those who decry the blunderin’ ways o’ the elected officials in Los Angeles, especially in the wake o’ catastrophic fires that laid his humble abode to waste! In a jolly chat with Fox News’ Raymond Arroyo, he be expressin’ his ire at Gov. Gavin Newsom. “Aye, it be a tragedy, but a monumental mismanagement, I say!” he rumbled, his heart ablaze with frustration.As his home smoldered like a charred treasure, Gibson took aim at Newsom and the Mayor, callin’ their plans for reimaginin’ the city a facepalm-worthy jest. “Look at the state o’ our fair city—crime rampant, taxes high, and the water mismanagement be a crime in itself!” he bellowed. He even pondered if his lost home be a sign from the Almighty, preparin’ him for some grand cinematic resurrection, as he gears up for his next flick. “Aye, it’s all just stuff, but I feel like I be stripped down for somethin’ greater!”
In sum, this pirate of the screen urges his fellow landlubbers to band together, dependin’ on each other, rather than trustin’ the scallywags in office, for they be lettin' the good folk down time and again. “Put yer faith in God, fer that’s the only anchor in these tumultuous seas!” he concluded, with a hearty chuckle amidst the flames. Arrr!