"Captain Trump be plunderin’ a crew o’ mates fer his ship o’ state, just ’fore he hoists the sails!"
2025-01-16
Arrr, on the fair afternoon of Thursday, the captain-elect Trump be callin' forth a motley crew fer his ship o' state! Aye, he be pickin' a whole gaggle o' scallywags to join his crew, ready to sail into uncharted waters! Avast, what a jolly band it be!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather ye round, fer a tale of President-elect Trump makin’ waves just days afore his grand inauguration on the 20th of January! With a flourish o’ his quill on Truth Social, he be settin' sail on appointin' worthy souls to his crew.First up, he be choosin' Troy Meink to command the winds of the Air Force, a true sea dog who once manned the KC-135 tanker and tested mighty missile defenses. Aye, he be workin’ alongside the fearsome Pete Hegseth, makin’ sure the skies be nothin’ but safe for all!
Then there be Chris Stallings, tasked with mendin’ the ship of small businesses when storms hit, workin' closely with the lass Kelly Loeffler. And let’s not forget Luke Lindberg, the trade expert, makin’ sure our farmers get deals that be shinier than a treasure chest!
Lastly, Dudley Hoskins be keepin' a keen eye on the herb and grain trade, ensuring our grub be fit for a king’s feast. With such a crew assembled, Trump be ready to chart the course for a bold new era! So hoist the sails, me hearties, and let the adventure begin!