"Arrr, matey! 'Tis the woke crew scheming to scuttle Trump's grand shindig, ye savvy?"
2025-01-16
Arrr, in the month of July, a scallywag named Zaid climbed a monument, shoutin' "HAMAS IS COMIN’," while spray-paintin' like a lunatic! Nearby, ruckus erupted as flags burned and chaos reigned. Aye, the Park Police pulled the protest permit faster than a ship sails from a storm! Avast, mateys!
Avast ye, mateys! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn from the high seas of scandal! This past July, in the grand city of Washington, D.C., a scallywag by the name of Zaid Mohammed Mahdawi found his way atop a monument, spray-paintin' the dire warning: 'HAMAS IS COMIN'. With a flick of his wrist, he marked it with a red triangle, much like a villain's flag! Nearby, a raucous crew burned the Stars and Stripes and tussled with the U.S. Park Police like a merry band of misfits.As fate would have it, the Park Police pulled the protest permit faster than a ship can sail on a stormy sea! However, the merry band of protesters, led by the ANSWER Coalition, is back for another go, with plans to take to the streets for ‘Peace & Justice - Free Palestine’ during the inauguration of President-elect Donald Trump. Aye, trouble brews, and these gatherings be no mere happenstance, for they be part of a grander scheme, with ties to foes of the U.S. and a wicked alliance of socialists and Islamists!
With whispers of a “Woke Army” forming, these landlubbers plan to rally under the banner of chaos. Nay, it be high time for the public to keep a keen eye on the horizon, for in the world of protest, all that glitters be not gold! So, raise yer flags and prepare for the squalls ahead, for the winds of change be blowin’ fierce!