"Arrr! Biden be settin' free scallywags caught with their stash, makin' the seas a tad more jolly!"
2025-01-17
Avast ye scallywags! This grand caper be for those poor souls who faced the cruel whip o’ old drug rules! ‘Tis the mightiest pardon ever decreed by a U.S. captain of the ship o' state. Hoist the flag! Let justice sail the high seas! Yarrr!
Avast ye landlubbers! Gather 'round and lend an ear to this fine tale o' justice on the high seas of law! ‘Tis said that the grand captain o' the land, the president himself, be settin’ sail on a mighty venture to right the wrongs of olden days, where scallywags and rogues found themselves shackled with crueler sentences fer merely bein' caught with the forbidden herbs!Aye, ye heard it right! This here be the most bounteous commutation o’ sentences ever laid upon the sea o' justice by a captain o' the U.S. realm! No more shall these unfortunate souls be swimmin' in the depths o' despair due to the archaic rules of yore. The winds of change be blowin’, and the old disparities that once kept ‘em in chains be givin' way to a more fair tide!