Arrr! Jake Tapper be sayin' the Hur scroll on Biden's noggin' be spot on, savvy? Aye, hindsight's a treasure!
2025-01-17
Arrr, matey! Jake Tapper be callin’ out that scallywag Schiff, sayin’ ol’ Biden be nothin’ but a forgetful sea dog! Aye, the Hur report be takin’ a right whack! Hoist the flag o’ humor, fer this crew be laughin’ like a bunch o’ drunken buccaneers!
Arrr mateys! Gather ‘round as I spin ye a yarn o’ political bickerin’ that’d make even the saltiest sea dogs chuckle! It all began when CNN's own Jake Tapper, like a cunning captain, reminded the scallywag Sen. Adam Schiff o’ his relentless cannonades against Special Counsel Robert Hur. Schiff, who be claimin’ the good ship Biden was bein’ unfairly scrutinized, had plenty to say ‘bout the Justice Department, blamin’ those Republican swabs for their tirades!Tapper, with a glint in his eye, pointed out that even ol’ Biden himself had thrown the DOJ under the bus whilst givin’ his own dear son, Hunter, a harsh appraisal. “Aye!” Schiff squawked, defendin’ his own barbs against Hur’s report, which said Biden was but a “well-meaning, elderly man with a poor memory.” He claimed such jests had no place in court documents, but Tapper wasn’t lettin’ him off that easy!
Schiff blamed the GOP for turnin’ the Justice Department into a deep-sea monster, while Tapper reminded him that even Hur thought Biden’s memory was as foggy as a sailor’s after too much rum. In the end, it be a grand spectacle of political shenanigans, where insults fly like cannonballs, and the only treasure be the laughter of those watchin’ the show!