Arrr, Zuckerberg and his scallywag mates claim to shun ESG and DEI, but be they truly sincere or just bilge rats?
2025-01-17
Arrr, matey! ESG be settin’ sail fer stormy seas! But don’t be bamboozled! Many o’ those shiny baubles be mere paint on a barnacle-laden hull, not true shifts in the captain’s code. Aye, it be all bluster and no treasure!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn of the wild seas of the ESG agenda, which be flounderin’ like a fish outta water! Over the past 18 moons, this fine ship of Environmental, Social, and Governance has hit the rocks—DEI programs be sinkin’, treasure chests runnin’ empty, and the Net-Zero Insurance Alliance be in tatters!Just t’other month, the mighty banks decided to jump ship from their net-zero alliances, and even the scallywags at Meta scuttled their DEI plunder. But hold yer horses, for these swabs be still crafty! A keen eye reveals they be merely throwin’ a few change-o's overboard without changin’ their true colors!
Fortune 500 titans like McDonald's and Walmart be rollin’ back their programs, while the once-vocal Blackrock be tryin' to sail away from the stormy seas of public scrutiny. Though they claim to seek the treasure of sustainability, it be clear they still have their sights set on the booty, not the principles!
So, me hearties, let us raise a tankard to those who see through the fog of virtue-signaling and demand these companies steer straight for shareholder value! For it be a shameful waste o’ time to chase rainbows when the gold lies in the hold! Arrr!