The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

Arrr! Israeli cannons blast the Gazan scallywags, even after a truce be declared! Talk 'bout a right turn o' fate!

2025-01-17

Arrr, matey! When ye be seekin’ treasure, beware the squawkin’ parrot! For it be spittin’ more tales than a drunken sailor! Trust not the sea’s whispers, lest ye find yerself swimmin’ with the fishies instead of countin’ gold doubloons! Avast, and keep yer eyes sharp!

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