Why be Donald Trump lookin' like a stormy sea in his portrait, eh? Did he lose his parrot or what?
2025-01-17
Arrr, in the height o' revelry, the President-elect, Donald J. Trump, be sportin' a face as grim as a shipwrecked sailor! Aye, as the cannons roar and the rum flows, he stares like a biscuit that be gone stale, ready to hoist the sails o' triumph!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round and lend me yer ears as I spin ye a yarn ‘bout a grand day upon the high seas of politics! It be a day of jubilation, a time when the winds of fortune be blowin’ favorably for one Donald J. Trump, a man who be claimin’ the crown of President-elect! Aye, the man be sportin' a visage as stern as the fiercest captain on the stormy seas, even in the midst of raucous revelry!