Arrr! Former landlubber Mayor Sheng Thao be walkin' the plank fer federal shenanigans, aye! What a scallywag!
2025-01-17
Arrr, matey! Sheng Thao, tossed overboard by the landlubbers of California in November, be claimin' last year, “Naught be wrong with me!” after the F.B.I. stormed her ship—err, home! Aye, what a hullabaloo!
Ahoy there, me hearties! Gather 'round, for I’ve a tale as twisted as a sea serpent’s tail! It be about a lass named Sheng Thao, a fine wench who once held the helm in the fair city of California. In the month of November, the good folk of her port decided they’d had enough of her merry antics and called for her to walk the plank—aye, a recall, it be!Now, this be no ordinary lass, no sir! She be a bold captain who stood firm, claiming she’d committed no misdeeds, even after the scallywags of the F.B.I. barged into her quarters, searching for treasure or trouble—who knows what! “Nay, I be innocent!” she proclaimed, puffin’ out her chest like a proud parrot. But alas, the tides turned against her, and the voters’ fury be like a stormy sea!
So there ye have it, me mateys! A saga of woe and bewilderment on the high seas of democracy. A lass, a recall, and the F.B.I. makin’ waves, all while she swore she be as clean as a whistle! Aye, life be a right jolly adventure, full of twists and turns, just like a pirate’s life! Arrr!