The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

Arrr, matey! The M4 Mac mini be a treasure, but it’s got a barnacle that needs scrubbing, savvy?

2025-01-17

Arrr, matey! The Apple Mac mini (M4) be a fine treasure among wee PCs, yet its cursed USB-C ports be makin’ scallywags pull their hair! Aye, it’s a jolly good catch, but watch yer fingers, lest ye find yerself in a right pickle!

Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn of the Apple M4 Mac mini, a fine contraption that's got sailors scratchin' their heads in confusion! Reports be flyin' 'round the ship that these scallywags be sufferin' from USB-C connections that be actin' more like a cursed treasure map than a trusty cord! Keyboards and other devices are losin' their connections faster than a ship in a storm!

It seems these crafty Apple folks, who once filled the seas with wondrous devices, be keepin' mum about the cause of this troublesome jinx. Users be claimin' that the only way to revive their accessories be to unplug 'em, makin' for a mighty inconvenient ordeal, especially when transferin' booty from external drives!

And if that ain't enough, rumors be swirl'n that Bluetooth be givin' users the ol' heave-ho too! Aye, even the Magic Mouse, which be designed like a treasure chest with its port on the bottom, ain't worth much when the connections be goin' awry! So, savvy mates, whilst ye wait for Apple to hoist the sails on a fix, Bluetooth might be yer best bet. But beware, for troubles in the digital seas can turn even the best of devices into a rogue wave of frustration!

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