Arrr! The Nvidia RTX 5080 be flyin' off the shelves, and I fear the mighty RTX 5090 be in dire peril!
2025-01-17
Arrr, matey! Snatchin' a next-gen Nvidia GPU be as uncertain as findin' treasure on a foggy morn! Aye, ‘tis the scallywag rumor we all hoped to avoid. Prepare yerself for a game of chance on the high seas of tech!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round as I regale ye with the tale of Nvidia’s latest treasure, the RTX 5090 and its kin, set to sail in January. But beware, for whispers from the German shores say that these GPUs be as rare as a mermaid's tear! Rumor has it that stock levels be ‘extremely limited,’ makin’ these graphics gems harder to come by than a bottle of rum on a dry dock!Those savvy sea dogs at VideoCardz got wind of this through a forum scallywag named Pokerclock, who claims that only select retailers in Germany will hoard the precious RTX 5090 and 5080. So, if yer thinkin’ of snaggin’ one, ye best prepare for a brawl with scalpers and bots galore! Arrr, the gaming GPUs be meant for buccaneers like us, not for them landlubber businesses, but it seems the winds of fate be blowin’ against us.
With the advent of these new Blackwell GPUs, it seems the hunt will be on, and if ye be patient, ye might just find a way to score one without plunderin’ yer life’s savings. But beware the looming tariffs in the US, for they may make the hunt even more treacherous! So hoist the sails and prepare for the GPU chase, me hearties! Aye, it be a pirate’s life for us!