The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

"Ye scallywags sellin' magic potions for the belly be forgettin' to mention the perilous plunder they bring, savvy?"

2025-01-17

Arrr, matey! Beware the scallywags peddlin' fancy potions for losin' yer belly! They be keepin' quiet 'bout the risks, like a parrot with a sore throat. Trust not these dubious seas, lest ye find yerself in a pickle! Yarr!

Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round, for I’ve news from the landlubber world of weight-loss potions! It seems some scallywags be peddlin’ compounded versions of those fancy drugs from Novo Nordisk and Eli Lilly, callin' them a magical elixir for shedin’ pounds. But beware, ye merry souls, for these rascals don’t be spillin’ the beans on the perilous risks that come with their wares!

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