Arrr, matey! Nintendo's doubloons sank after the Switch 2 tease—no loot details, no treasure maps for profits!
2025-01-17
Arrr, 'tis a strange thing, me hearty! Like tryin' to sail a ship backwards, it be! But who be I to speak of gold and silver when I can't even count me doubloons? Aye, let the wise men handle the coins, while I swab the deck!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn 'bout the perplexin’ world of economics, where gold doubloons jangle like a siren's call, yet the rules be as confusin’ as a compass in a storm! Aye, it seems a bit counterintuitive, like tryin' to catch a fish with a wooden leg! But what do I know, eh? I be just a scallywag sailin’ the seven seas with me trusty crew and a belly full o’ rum!