“Arrr! Blame that scallywag Biden fer turnin’ the streets into a nest o’ hungry landlubbers!”
2025-01-17
Arrr matey! The landlubbers be hittin' the streets in droves, and it be said that Captain Biden’s grand schemes be stirrin' the pot o' misfortune! Aye, it seems the seas of despair be risin' higher than a ship in a storm! Avast, what a pickle we be in!
Avast ye scallywags! A report from the landlubbers at HUD reveals an alarming rise in the ranks of the homeless since the dawn of Biden’s reign. A staggering 771,480 souls found themselves without a roof in January 2024, the highest number ever recorded since these figures be tracked.Since the good ol' days of 2013, the count of the destitute never crossed the six-hundred-thousand mark, but under Biden’s watch, it soared by over 32%. What be causin' this travesty? Well, mateys, the cost of havin' a home be climbin' higher than a ship’s crow’s nest, with rents shootin' up by 19% and home prices followin' suit. ’Tis inflation ye can blame, fueled by Biden’s bottomless coffers of spendin'.
And don’t forget the flood of immigrants, driven by weak border policies, causin' even further strain on the already beleaguered resources of our fair cities! In places like New York, nearly 88% of the recent increase in shelter seekers be due to these asylum seekers. Blimey, it seems the seas of homelessness be rougher than a stormy night on the high seas! Only time will tell if the next captain can steer this ship back on course!