Arrr, the court's sayin' TikTok be walkin' the plank or findin' a new captain! Har har, matey!
2025-01-17
Arrr, the crew be claimin' that the law be a scallywag, sayin' it threatens their freedoms and the rights o' 170 million landlubbers! They reckon them Chinese ghosts be a threat to their fair sails, but it be tryin' to shackle their free speakin' tongues!
Arrr matey! Gather 'round ye scallywags, for I be spinnin’ a yarn ‘bout a ruckus on the high seas of law and liberty! A fine crew o' buccaneers, known as a company, did raise their voices like a merry band of rowdy seadogs. They be arguin’ that a new law, claimin’ to protect the good folk from the sinister threat o’ the Chinese fleet, be treadin’ upon the sacred rights granted by the First Amendment. Aye, they be thinkin’ it a grievous misstep to shove their rights and the rights of their 170 million shipmates into the briny deep!With a hearty laugh and a swagger, they proclaimed that this law be like a cannonball aimed squarely at the heart of free speech! They be sayin’, “How can we parley and share our tales o’ adventure if ye be shacklin’ our tongues with fear?” The company, like crafty captains, did argue that the winds of free expression should blow free and wild, not be stifled by the damning shadows of foreign brigands.
So here we be, watchin’ this epic battle o’ words unfold, as the company sets sail for justice, hoisting the flag of the First Amendment high above their mast! May the winds of freedom favor their course, or else they’ll be walkin’ the plank into a sea of silence!