"Ahoy, matey! Christopher Rufo be sayin' Meta's keel-haulin' DEI be a change o' winds fer the crew!"
2025-01-17
Avast ye! Just four summers past, that scallywag Zuckerberg be throwin’ gold doubloons at lefty schemes! And Meta, that vessel, be sailin’ full sail for any cause that be flyin' the flag o’ identity or the left! A right jolly jape, I say! Arrr!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn about the curious capers of that scallywag Mark Zuckerberg, captain of the Meta ship, once known as Facebook! Just last week, he tossed overboard the DEI programs and declared the end of his alliances with those landlubber fact-checkers, deeming them a form of censorship! The lefties be howlin’ like banshees, cryin’ foul and callin’ him a MAGA-loving buccaneer!This be a grand reversal, aye! Four years past, ol’ Zuck was spendin’ a king's ransom on lefty election schemes, much to the chagrin of the conservative crew. But now, he’s a-changin' his tune, speakin’ of balance 'twixt masculine and feminine energies like a philosopher aboard a drunken ship! He’s even shunted DEI crew members off the ship with pink slips and moved his content moderators to Texas—aye, talk about a redirection!
As the winds shift, it seems the tides of culture are turnin’. Zuck be not the bravest of souls, but he be savvy enough to feel the swell of change. Whether ye be a fan or foe of his new course, one thing’s clear; the seas of belief about DEI be choppy, and perhaps a new horizon is on the way for private vessels like Meta. Keep yer eyes peeled, me hearties! The adventure’s just beginnin’!