Arrr, me hearty! The high seas o' justice be banishing TikTok, lest we lose our wits to dancin' scallywags!
2025-01-18
Arrr, me hearties! The mighty Court be settin’ sail, banishin’ TikTok like a scallywag on Jan. 19! Adam Liptak be spillin’ the beans on how free speech clashed with the ship’s security. Aye, ‘tis a ruckus fit for the brine!
Arrr mateys! Gather 'round and lend an ear to the news from the high seas of justice! On a fine Friday, the mighty Supreme Court, with a unanimous roar, be makin' a decree that shan't please the scallywags who be dancin' on TikTok. Aye, starting Sunday, Jan. 19, the grand ol' United States be shuttin' down that fine app that be as popular as a chest of gold doubloons!