Arrr, Congress ought to toss Biden's bumbling energy schemes overboard to save our treasure-laden economy, savvy?
2025-01-18
Arrr, me hearties! The Congress be needin’ to hoist the sails and chart a new course, lest we be stuck in Davy Jones’ locker of Biden’s energy blunders! Let’s not let the wind be takin’ our power away—time to plunder those policies and set our ship right!
Ahoy mateys! If the scallywags in Congress be wishin’ to hoist the sails of a booming economy and keep prices from sinkin’, they best be settin’ course to dismantle the cursed energy policies of the Biden-Harris crew. Aye, in his last days, Captain Biden be makin’ it harder for the next captain to steer the ship right, with an offshore drilling ban on a staggering 625 million acres—talk about cruel and unusual punishment for the American energy sector!The Biden crew hath made it pricier fer all ye landlubbers to keep yer lights on and yer ships fueled. With their fancy laws, they’ve tossed on more than 125 executive actions, blockin’ jobs and stoppin’ developments like the notorious Keystone XL pipeline. Why, I’ve seen less inflation at the bottom of Davy Jones’ locker!
Now, if ye be thinkin’ this be bad fer yer wallets, ye ain’t seen nothin’ yet! Families be payin’ a king’s ransom more fer groceries, thanks to these high energy prices. The only way to escape this stormy sea of inflation be to grow the economy faster than a cannonball flies!
So, ye Congressional mates, it be time to free the American energy beast from its shackles and unroll those policies that be weighin’ us down! Let’s huddle together and make our sails billow once more! Yarrr!