Arrr, matey! Trump be settin' sail on his deportation voyage next week in the Windy City, ho ho!
2025-01-18
Arrr, matey! The scale o' these here immigration raids be a mystery, but they be the first cannon blast in the president-elect's grand scheme to send the most souls ever back to Davy Jones’ locker! Ho ho! Let the deportation shenanigans commence!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round, fer I be havin' a tale of grand schemes and the swabbin' of the deck, so to speak! Word on the briny sea be that the newly anointed captain of the ship of state be plannin’ some mighty raids on the shore, lookin’ to send a whole fleet of scallywags packin’ back to their distant lands!But lo and behold, the size of these raids be shrouded in mystery, like a treasure map with nary a clue! Will it be a handful of landlubbers or a full-blown armada of deportin’ buccaneers? Only the winds know! The captain’s ambition be no less than to orchestrate the grandest deportation hoedown this side of the seven seas, a spectacle so huge it makes Davy Jones’ locker look like a mere dinghy!
So grab yer grog, me hearties, and keep yer eyes peeled! This be but the first cannonball fired in a barrage aimed at makin’ history, or at least a right good ruckus! And as we sail into these uncharted waters, remember: it’s all in good fun, a jestin’ jape to keep the crew entertained whilst we navigate the stormy seas of politics!