Arrr! College scallywags in TikTok tangle beclaimin’ innocence from the law’s clutches, eyein’ an Army matey!
2025-01-18
Arrr! Six scallywags from Assumption University be in hot water, claimin’ they lured a landlubber soldier o’ 22 years to their shores for a cheeky confrontation, all for the sake of a bit o' film! Court be readyin' the gallows, I reckon! Har har!
Avast, me hearties! Gather ‘round as I spin ye a tale from yon Massachusetts shores, where five scallywags from Assumption University be findin’ themselves in a legal pickle! Aye, these rascals lured a landlubber Army soldier onto their campus through the treacherous waters of Tinder, seekin’ to ambush him in a scheme inspired by those “To Catch a Predator” TikToks. What folly be this, ye say?On a fateful day, the soldiers' mourning heart led him to the college, hopin’ for a jolly good time after a funeral. But lo and behold, what met him was a mob of 25 to 30 rowdy buccaneers callin’ him a “pedophile” and raisin’ all sorts of mischief. The soldier, caught off guard, found himself surrounded and, by thunder, was struck in the noggin before bein’ chased like a chicken on a warm day!
As the dust settled and the laughter faded, these young scallywags faced charges of conspiracy and kidnappin’. Their next court date be set for March 28—mark it on yer treasure maps! Meanwhile, the juvenile brigand who threw the first punch remains nameless, shrouded in the shadows of youth. Ah, what an absurd adventure of folly and folly indeed! Arrr!