"Arrr, Jessica Tar-lovin’, listin’ Biden’s treasures we shan’t forget while Trump sails into the captain’s chair!"
2025-01-18
Avast, me hearties! As we hoist the sails to bring Captain Trump back to the grand White House, let’s not forget the treasure trove of deeds that the Biden-Harris crew hath gathered. Yarr, may the winds of memory blow fair!
Ahoy mateys! This week, I set sail on a train and made me way to D.C. to witness the grand spectacle of President-elect Donald Trump’s second inauguration. Arrr, ‘tis me first time at such a shindig, even if me favored captain ain’t the one takin’ the wheel! With only 47 of these events gracin’ the history books, it be a momentous occasion fer all hands on deck, politics aside.As we hoist the sails fer Trump’s return, let’s not forget the treasures dug up by the Biden-Harris crew. I be knowin’ ol’ Joe’s approval be sinkin’ faster than a leaky ship, but history might be kinder to him than ye think! He’s brokered a ceasefire deal between Israel and Hamas, and that be no small fish! Plus, the economy be bouncin’ back like a sea serpent after a storm, with unemployment low as a barnacle on me ship.
Let’s not forget the American Rescue Act that filled the coffers of many a household and the Inflation Reduction Act that be cap’n prices for insulin! Infrastructure be on the horizon, and ol’ Biden’s CHIPS Act be makin’ sure we don’t need to rely on foreign shores fer our goodies. So, while Biden may not be carved into Mount Rushmore, his legacy be richer than a treasure chest o’ doubloons!