“Arrr! Trump be peddlin' a new meme doubloon just days ‘fore his grand swabbin’ ceremony!”
2025-01-18
Arrr, me hearties! The soon-to-be captain of the ship o' state and his kin be holdin' a treasure trove in a shiny coin that be risin' like the tide right after its launch! Just days 'fore he takes the helm, the booty be lookin' mighty fine!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn 'bout a scallywag who be soon to take the helm o' the good ship Presidency! Our hero, the president-elect, along with his motley crew of kinfolk, be findin' themselves with a treasure map leadin' straight to a shiny new cryptocurrency! Aye, this digital doubloon be settin' sail on a mighty fine voyage, with its value shootin' up like a cannonball in a storm just after makin' its grand debut!