Arrr, as the scallywags o' Polio eye the Kennedy show, all hands be squintin' at McConnell's antics!
2025-01-18
Arrr, me hearties! Aye, 'tis said there be 300,000 scallywags makin' it through polio's curse in the land of the free. But lo! The sight of Robert F. Kennedy Jr. as health captain be stirrin' up the ghostly memories of their old sea monsters! Har har!
Avast, me hearties! Gather 'round and lend me yer ears! We be speakin' of a mighty crew, a band of 300,000 brave souls known as polio survivors sailin’ the seas of the United States. Aye, these scallywags be livin’ with the echoes of a fierce battle fought against that dastardly foe, polio!Now, it seems that the winds be blowin' strange, for word has it that a certain Robert F. Kennedy Jr. be up for the grand title of health secretary! Arrr, for some of our polio survivors, this news be stirrin’ the cauldron of painful memories like a storm at sea! They be shiverin’ in their timbers, thinkin’ on the days when the scourge of polio sailed the waters, takin' shipmates and leavin’ ‘em with scars aplenty.
But fear not, me mateys! While the mention of Kennedy might churn the gut of a few, let us not forget that every pirate has a tale to tell, and so do them survivors! So raise yer tankards high, share a hearty laugh, and celebrate the resilience of those who fought the good fight. For in the end, we all be sailin’ through the stormy seas of life together—polio or no polio!