"ASRA NOMANI: The crafty lass runnin' the ruckus of today’s 'People's March', savvy? Arrr!"
2025-01-18
Arrr, matey! Author Asra Nomani be sayin’ them protests in Washington ’fore the new captain’s big day be more plotted than a treasure map, not no mere "grass roots" shenanigans as some scallywags be claimin’. Aye, there be clever schemers at play!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round as I regale ye with a tale of ruckus and ruckus-makers! Lo and behold, the fine folk below the Lincoln Memorial, all huddled in a flurry over the new captain, Trump! Not to be mistaken for a mere band of jolly swashbucklers, this motley crew was painted by the media as a spontaneous gathering of landlubbers, proclaiming their grievances like sailors lost at sea!But hark! Upon closer inspection, it be revealed that this grand spectacle was orchestrated by none other than a for-profit guild known as Movement Catalyst LLC! Aye, they be the puppet masters, pulling the strings while donning the guise of grassroots buccaneers. With permits aplenty and a treasure chest of funds, they conjured a protest fit for a king, complete with golf carts, port-a-potties, and even snacks for the crew!
From the depths of Silver Spring, this corporation navigated the waters of dissent with such precision that ye’d think they were plotting a mutiny! The media painted a rosy picture, but behind the curtain lay a well-oiled machine of strategists and organizers. So, me hearties, remember: not all protests be born of the people; some be crafted by well-heeled hands, seeking to steer the ship of discourse in their favor!