The Booty Report

Arrr! A Trump crew be sailin' to D.C., snatchin' up the finest treasure spots, savvy?

2025-01-19

Arrr, ye scallywags! The rich rogues be settlin' in a port where power once ruled the waves, but now gold be tangled in the sails! Aye, the billionaires be a-comin', lookin' to plunder a fortune and hoist their flag of riches! Savvy?

Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round, for I’ve a tale to spin 'bout a curious port where the wealthiest scallywags and gold-laden buccaneers be settlin’ their ships! Aye, this be no ordinary town; it be a haven where power once ruled the seas, but now it be cozyin' up with the glitterin' doubloons!

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