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"Arrr, matey! Test yer wits with Fox News Digital's Inauguration Quiz—where knowledge be treasure and ignorance be scallywag folly!"

2025-01-19

Avast ye landlubbers! This Monday, the captain of the ship Trump shall be sworn in! Can ye muster the wits to tackle our jolly Inauguration Quiz, or be ye just a scallywag lost at sea? Arrr, let’s see if ye be clever or just a barnacle!

Ahoy mateys! Gather 'round, fer it be time to spin a yarn about the grand gatherings of landlubbers known as inaugurations. In the year of our Lord, 1961, the bold John F. Kennedy did wrap up his speech with a mighty fine line, though the exact words be a mystery fit for the likes of a treasure map! Then in 2017, the fair Melania Trump turned heads with her sky-blue garb, designed by none other than that swanky seafarer, Ralph Lauren!

Now, as our old mate Donald Trump prepares to hoist the sails o’ the presidency once more, ye be invited to test yer noggin with a quiz on these momentous occasions. Aye, it be a chance to strut yer stuff like a proud parrot on a pirate’s shoulder!

But wait! There be more than just presidential pomp, for a Senate Democrat found himself in a tussle with the fierce Pam Bondi, a right battle of wits! Fancy yerself a quizmaster? Take the challenge of the week's News Quiz, and see if ye can outsmart the rest of the scallywags!

So hoist yer sails and dive into quizzes aplenty, from miracle flights to theatrical triumphs! Check back next week, savvy, fer the latest offerings from Fox News Digital. Fair winds to ye, and may yer knowledge be as vast as the seven seas!

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