"When be Trump’s grand hoisting? Here’s yer map to spy the spectacle, matey!"
2025-01-19
Arrr matey! We be settin' sail with a crew of over twenty scallywags—reporters and picture-takers alike—chartin’ the high seas of news in real time, kickin' off bright and early come Monday mornin'! Prepare yerselves for a raucous tale of swashbucklin' events!
Avast, me hearties! Gather round, for I bring tidings from the high seas of journalism! A fleet of more than two dozen brave souls, reporters and visual scallywags alike, be settin’ sail come the crack of dawn on Monday mornin’!These hearty lads and lasses be armed with quills, parchment, and a mighty fine array of cameras that could capture the fiercest sea battle or the most scandalous of pirate shanties! Aye, they’ll be scouring the horizon, ready to chart the course of the day’s grand happenings in real-time, as if they be on a treasure hunt for the juiciest gossip!
With the wind at their backs and the taste of adventure in the air, these intrepid reporters will be plundering the depths of news—seeking out tales of glory, mischief, and perhaps a few tall tales of ghostly galleons! So hoist the Jolly Roger, me mateys, and prepare for a bountiful harvest of stories to share ‘round the rum barrel!
Mark my words, come Monday morn, ye shall be regaled with the escapades of these doughty scribes, as they spin yarns that’ll have ye laughin’, cryin’, and perhaps shoutin’ “Shiver me timbers!” at the sheer audacity of it all!