"Who be a-comin' to Trump’s grand shindig, and who be stayin' ashore, ye scallywags? A right jolly affair, matey!"
2025-01-19
Arrr! Aye, matey! A hoard of billionaires, foreign chieftains, and swashbucklin’ stars like Mike Tyson and Carrie Underwood be settin’ sail fer the grand inauguration! But lo, some well-known scallywags o' the Democrat crew be givin’ it a miss! What a jolly jest, I say!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather ye round as I spin ye a yarn 'bout a grand gathering fit for the high seas of wealth and fame! Rumor be blowin' through the salty air that a hoard of billionaires, foreign lords, and glitterin' stars, like the fierce Mike Tyson and the melodious Carrie Underwood, be settin' sail to grace the inauguration!Arrr, what a sight it shall be! A veritable treasure chest of riches and renown! Yet, amidst this merry crew, some scallywag Democrats be choosin' to stay ashore, perhaps afraid of catchin' a nasty bout of seasickness from all that gold and glory. They be sayin’, “Nay, we shan't join the festivities!” I reckon they be savin' their cannon fire for another day!
So, as the flags unfurl and the trumpets blare, the likes of Mike and Carrie shall dance on the deck, while others be watchin' from the sidelines, clutchin’ their rum and scowlin’. A fine spectacle it shall be, with more pomp than a parrot on a pirate’s shoulder! So hoist the sails and prepare to feast yer eyes on this jolly affair, for it promises to be a right raucous time on the high seas of politics and celebrity! Yarrr!