The Booty Report

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"Arrr! Biden be lettin' loose five scallywags, includin' the noble Marcus Garvey—fair winds for freedom, me hearties!"

2025-01-19

Arrr, matey! The wise folk of justice be squawkin' that yon Garvey lad, locked up fer swindlin' the post in '23, be a victim of foul play! They reckon he was hunted down fer stirrin’ the pot with his grand ideas! A right jolly injustice, if ye ask me!

Arrr, me hearties! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn 'bout a scallywag named Mr. Garvey, who found himself caught in the tempestuous seas of injustice back in the year of our Lord, 1923. Aye, ‘twas a time when civil rights leaders and lawmakers hoisted the Jolly Roger for our matey, claimin’ that his conviction fer mail fraud be naught but a treacherous plunderin' of his good name!

Ye see, they be arguin’ that the good Captain Garvey was unfairly targeted fer bein’ a fierce advocate fer the rights of his brethren. Aye, they be sayin’ that the powers that be had it out fer him, like a shark smellin’ blood in the water. Instead of settlin’ down to a pint and tellin’ tales o’ treasure, the poor lad found himself on the wrong end of the law, buried under a heap o’ scurvy nonsense!

So, me hearties, as we sail the seas of history, let us not forget our matey Garvey, a captain of his own ship, wronged by the winds o’ fate. For every pirate knows, it be a hard life when ye be hunted fer the very treasure ye seek to share with the world! Har har!

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