Arrr! Lindsey Graham be sparrin' with that CBS scallywag ‘bout Kash Patel, like two krakens in a barrel o' rum!
2025-01-19
Arrr, Sen. Lindsey Graham from the Carolinas be raisin' the Jolly Roger fer President-elect Trump’s choice o' the FBI captain! He be spillin’ the beans on CBS's "Face the Nation," swearin' he’s the finest scallywag fer the job! Yarr, a true matey in these treacherous waters!
Aye, gather 'round, ye scallywags, fer a tale of Sen. Lindsey Graham, a landlubber with a tongue as sharp as a cutlass, havin' a right ruckus on the high seas of CBS with the fair Margaret Brennan. The good senator, puffed up like a proud parrot, declared himself "ready" to cast his vote fer the scallywag Kash Patel, who be President-elect Trump's pick fer the esteemed captain of the FBI ship. He claimed that confirm’in Patel would reveal him as a swashbuckler of the law, much to the chagrin of ol' Bill Barr, who penned in his memoir that Patel be a fish outta water, lackin' the seaworthy skills required fer such a grand vessel.But Graham, bless his heart, took umbrage at Barr's words, swearin' that Patel be seasoned from his bickerin' days as a public defender and prosecutor, and had the trust of the captain himself. "Kash be the solution, not the problem!" he cried, as they sailed from the shores of Patel to the tempest of the Middle East, leavin' Brennan flounderin' amidst the waves of confusion. In the end, the lass reminded him that she be here to hear his yarn, before sailin’ off to a commercial break. Aye, this be a jolly affair of politics and piracy, no doubt!