The Booty Report

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Arrr, matey! Here be me grand scheme fer the Trump reign—what I’ll do and what I’ll toss overboard!

2025-01-19

Arrr, matey! I be of like mind with the captain-elect Trump, savvy? On matters of potion prices, puttin’ a cap on them pesky interest rates, and makin’ fair trade, we be sailin’ the same course! Aye, let’s hoist the sails o’ agreement!

Ahoy, mateys! Gather ‘round as we spin the yarn of President-elect Donald Trump, who be campaignin’ like a true anti-establishment swashbuckler in 2024! He be claimin’ he’ll battle the political scallywags for the good folk, and I’ll be supportin’ him when he sails true, but beware if he don’t!

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