Arrr, before the first sun rises, Trump’s crew be plottin' to calm the seas o' hopes on immigration!
2025-01-19
Arrr, ye scallywags! The pres-elect’s mateys in immigration be shoutin’ to the GOP crew that this grand scheme o’ mass deportin’ be needin’ gold and time, not just a hearty “Aye!” to set sail right away! Savvy?
Arrr mateys, gather 'round and lend me yer ears for a right jolly tale from the landlubber shores of politics! Ye see, the president-elect, that scallywag, be havin’ a crew of immigration advisers who be warnin’ the good ol’ Republicans that they be in for a bumpy ride on the high seas of deportation. Aye, they’ve set their sights on a grand ol’ adventure, but it seems that treasure don’t come without a price!The advisers be tellin’ ‘em that this grand plan of mass deportation ain’t no simple task fit for a mere deckhand. Nay, it be a job that’ll take not just the swabs of Congress, but also a chest full of doubloons to make it happen! It appears that our captain-in-waiting wants to hoist the sails and set forth immediately, but alas, the winds o’ reality be blowin’ a different tune.
So, the fine folk of the Republican crew be takin’ heed, for the storm of bureaucracy be a fierce one. They must muster their courage and their coffers if they be wantin’ to sail the turbulent seas of immigration reform. Aye, it seems there be a bit of a delay in their grand plunderin’ plans, and it’s all in good humor, for who knew politics could be such a raucous romp on the high seas!