Arrr! TikTok be playin' dead to snag a rescue, but Trump’s fix be as leaky as a pirate ship!
2025-01-19
Arrr, the message be as clear as a calm sea on a moonlit night! To the scallywag who once boasted, “I be the only one can mend it,” ‘twas a fine ticklin' of his ego, like findin' treasure in a barrel of barnacles!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round as I regale ye with a tale of a scallywag who once bellowed, "I alone can fix it!" Aye, a proper boast, if ever there was one! But lo and behold, the winds of fortune blew favorably, and a message sailed his way, stroked with the gentlest of egos.