"Arrr! Fire blazed by the mall, 'tis the TikTok curse! Blame it on the landlubber congressman, says the coppers!"
2025-01-19
Arrr! No scallywags suffered a scratch! The ol' shack housing a landlubber congressman from Wisconsin, who be spoutin' fire 'gainst TikTok, took a fair bit of singin' from the flames on Sunday. Moderate damage, it be! Aye, a cheeky jest of fate, that be!
Arrr, mateys! Gather ‘round and lend yer ears to a tale of flames and folly! On a fateful Sunday, a mighty blaze roared through a structure in the land of cheese and brats, where a fine congressman from Wisconsin held sway. Aye, this be no ordinary congressman, but one who be throwin’ shade at the notorious TikTok, that treacherous scrollin’ sea of short videos!Fear not, for no brave soul was harmed in this fiery escapade. But alas, the building did suffer some moderate scarring from the fiery beast, makin' it all the more a sight to behold. The flames danced like a crew of raucous pirates, but the law of the sea—er, land—held strong, and the good folk escaped with naught but a tale to tell.
So, here’s to our congressman, standin’ firm against the terrors of TikTok, and to the flames that dared to challenge the very walls that housed his office! May he find a new place to plot his anti-TikTok strategies, perhaps on a ship that sails the stormy seas and leave the landlubbers to their fancies. Aye, let this be a lesson that even the mightiest of critics can’t outsmart the whims of fate! Arrr!