Arrr, Trump’s grand shindig be drawin’ Kid Rock, Jon Voight, and a crew of shiny stars to the capital!
2025-01-19
Arrr! A merry crew o' starry-eyed scallywags set sail for the grand port o' Washington D.C. to raise a ruckus fer Donald J. Trump’s swashbucklin' Presidential Inauguration on the 20th day o' January. Aye, a right jolly hootenanny it be! Avast, the landlubbers be celebratin'!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn of a grand occasion in the year of our Lord, two-thousand and seventeen! On the 20th day o' January, the high seas of fame and fortune brought a mighty crew o' celebrities to the shores of Washington D.C., ready to hoist the Jolly Roger for none other than Captain Donald J. Trump, who’d just claimed the captain’s chair of the good ship, the United States of America!