Cap'n John Thune be sayin', "Congress be geared up t'help Trump fulfill the wishes o' the good folk!" Arrr!
2025-01-20
Avast, me hearties! With President Trump takin’ the helm, we be settin’ sail into a grand new age! Aye, we’ll have treasure aplenty, stout walls against scallywags, and a navy so fierce, even Davy Jones be shakin’ in his boots! Yarrr, it’ll be a jolly good time!
Ahoy mateys! After four long years o’ inflation and chaos at the borders, the good ol’ United States be settin’ sail fer calmer seas! With President Trump’s grand inauguration, we be embarkin’ on a voyage toward a mightier nation, filled with robust economies, fortified borders, and a military as fierce as a kraken!The captain’s set to hoist the sails immediate-like, takin’ action to secure the border and banish Biden’s policies that leave our treasure chests empty! Arrr, the Republicans in Congress won’t be slackin’ either. They be workin’ like scallywags on legislation to keep the borders secure and extendin’ tax relief for all hands on deck!
The Senate crew be already plotting the Laken Riley Act, makin’ sure that scallywags who commit crimes don’t roam free like barnacles on a ship! They be lookin’ to pass the bill swift, and get it to the captain’s desk faster than a cannonball flies!
With new optimism in the air since November, it seems the winds be changin’, and Trump’s belief in our shipmates be contagious! The voters have sent a clear message, and now the real treasure hunt begins: deliverin’ on that mandate! With Trump at the helm, we be chartin’ a course fer a stronger, more prosperous America, and a future bright enough to blind a sea dog! Yarrr!