Arrr! Ramaswamy’s set sail from DOGE, Ohio's gubernatorial shindig be comin' next week, says me trusty parrot!
2025-01-20
Arrr! Former matey Vivek Ramaswamy be settin' sail from Cap'n Trump's Department o' Government Efficiency (DOGE), ready to hoist the Jolly Roger for the governorship o' Ohio come next week! Avast, me hearties, this be one wild treasure hunt!
Ahoy, me hearties! It be commonly known that the salty sea dog, Vivek Ramaswamy, once cast his eye on the treasure of the Trumpian high seas, known as the Department of Government Efficiency, or DOGE for short. But lo! A whisper from a trusty matey reveals he be throwin’ up the anchor, ready to set sail for the governorship of Ohio! Aye, that's right, the scallywag be eyein’ a chance to rule in a land where the current captain, Mike DeWine, can’t sail again due to term limits.With DeWine’s matey, Jon Husted, clinchin’ the Senate seat, ol’ Vivek’s heart be settin’ course for the governor’s ship, casting aside thoughts of the Senate. This here lad, only 39 summers old, once sought the crown of the presidency but found himself adrift after a dismal showing in Iowa. Yet, he quickly pledged his allegiance to Trump, singin’ the praises of the man he called the “most successful captain of our century.”
His departure clears the waters, givin’ Elon Musk, Trump’s gold coin keeper, the chance to steer DOGE without competition. But beware, for the winds be shifting! Ramaswamy’s support for foreign skilled workers did raise a ruckus among the rabid MAGA crew. As the tides of Ohio turn, we await to see if this brave buccaneer can claim his prize or be lost to the depths!