Arrr! The White House webbe be claimin’ Trump’s the captain now, tossin’ Biden and Harris overboard!
2025-01-20
Avast, me hearties! The grand White House hath declared that Captain Donald Trump be the President, and First Mate JD Vance be his trusty Vice! Aye, ‘tis a jolly crew we’ve got sailin’ the ship of state! Batten down the hatches, the seas be gettin' wild! Arrr!
Avast, me hearties! Gather 'round as I regale ye with the latest shenanigans from the grand ship known as the White House! Aye, 'tis true—Donald Trump be at the helm once more, with the dashing JD Vance at his side, claimin', "America is Back!" The ol' Biden-Harris crew be tossed overboard quicker than a cannonball after the two took their oaths on a fine Monday morn.Upon settin’ foot on Whitehouse.gov, ye be met with a bold image of Trump and a mighty declaration! "Every day, I'll be fightin' fer ye," he proclaims, pledgin’ to transform the land into a treasure trove of prosperity. A golden age awaits, they say! The scallywags be celebratin’ a landslide win in 2024, an' Trump’s return be meant to shun the dastardly radical left while throwin’ a lifeline to the good folk of America.
And what be this? The Vice Captain, JD Vance, be eager to sail alongside Trump, workin’ to Make America Great Again! They've even got their First and Second Ladies, Melania and Usha, ready to reign like sovereigns of the seas. The new crew be takin’ on mighty issues like inflation and unsafe cities, all while hoisting the flag of American energy dominance high!