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"Arrr, Cecile Richards, the lass who ran the Planned Parenthood ship, has sailed to Davy Jones' locker at 67!"

2025-01-20

Arrr, matey! From the years two thousand six to eighteen, she be the captain of the grandest ship in the land o’ reproductive health and sexy learnin’, keepin’ the crew safe and savvy in matters of the heart and the belly! Aye, what a jolly voyage it be!

Ahoy mateys! Gather 'round, fer I be tellin' ye a tale o' a fierce lass who commanded the vast seas o' reproductive health care an' sex ed from the year o' our Lord 2006 all the way to 2018. Aye, she be the captain o' the ship known as the largest provider in the whole o' the United States!

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