Arrr, Trump skipped the holy tomes at his 2025 knighting—be it jest or just a pirate's folly!
2025-01-20
Ahoy, mateys! President Trump be swearing his oath without layin' hands on a heap o' Bibles, yet fear not! He didn’t be breakin' the grand ol' Constitution neither. A fine day fer a pirate’s oath, if ye ask me! Arrr!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round fer a tale of the infamous Donald Trump, who, upon his second swearing-in, decided to toss tradition overboard, like a ship’s anchor in a stormy sea! Aye, instead of placin' his hand upon the sacred Bible, he kept his hand by his side, much to the surprise of the gathered crew.As Chief Justice John Roberts spoke the words of the oath, Melania, bless her heart, approached with a right stack o’ Bibles, but Trump, ever the rogue, chose to eschew the holy tomes. Nay, he was not a superstitious sailor; he was a captain chartin' his own course!
Yonder social media scallywags buzzed with disbelief, some claimin’ Roberts was rushin' like a ship in full sail. But hark! The Constitution says naught about needing to place a hand on the Bible, just that a president must swear an oath, which he did—without a care for what the old sea dogs thought!
So, like many a bold buccaneer, Trump sailed his own ship, breakin' from the norm, as historians scratched their heads. In the grand tradition of the high seas, the captain called the shots, and the crew could only wonder what treasure lay ahead in this new chapter of governance!