"Arrr, Candace Cameron Bure and a crew o’ Hollywood swabs be toastin’ Trump’s big day! God bless the good ol’ USA!"
2025-01-20
Arrr, mateys! Candace Cameron Bure, Dean Cain, and Brittany Aldean be raising their tankards o’ joy on the social seas fer Captain Trump, the 47th ruler o' these here United States! Aye, ‘tis a merry crew, celebratin’ like scallywags at a treasure hoard!
Arrr, me hearties! Celebrities be celebratin’ the grand swearing-in of one Donald Trump as the 47th captain o’ the ship called the United States. The actress Candace Cameron Bure be spreadin’ joy on the social seas o’ Instagram, sharin’ snaps of the new captain and his lady, Melania, with a blessin’ for America. She called it “Happy Inauguration Day,” and even tossed in a tune from Carrie Underwood that had her singin’ like a siren!Not far behind, the valiant Dean Cain proclaimed, “What a day!!” from Washington, D.C., while Brittany Aldean shared an old pic of Trump, lettin’ the world know it be a day of celebration. Meanwhile, James Woods be shedin’ tears of joy, shoutin’ “God bless America and President Trump!” But not all o’ Hollywood be hoistin’ the sails for Trump. The fierce Jamie Lee Curtis brought out her pie chart, suggestin’ she’d be usin’ salty language on this fine day.
As Underwood battled technical troubles, she sang “America the Beautiful” with all her might, improvisin’ like a true buccaneer! She called it a humble honor to be part of this historic voyage. So there ye have it, a day of mixed winds on the Hollywood seas, where some be cheerin’ while others be grumblin' like old sea dogs! Arrr!