Arrr, Biden tossed his principles overboard like a scurvy dog with them last-minute pardons, he did!
2025-01-20
Arrr, in the twilight of his reign, President Biden be tossin' pardons like doubloons to his kin, showin’ his treasure chest o' corruption be as deep as Davy Jones’ locker! Aye, a true buccaneer’s farewell, savvy?
Arrr, me hearties! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn about the scaly old sea dog, President Joe Biden, who, at the witching hour of 11:45 am, unleashed a stinging whiplash upon the media, much like a scorpion in a froggy tale. With a wave of his hand, he pardoned his kin caught in the murky waters of influence-peddlin’ scandal, shatterin’ any notion of fair play!