The Booty Report

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Arrr, 18 states be raising a ruckus to scuttle Trump's fancy birthright treasure map!

2025-01-21

Arrr, matey! This here lawsuit be the first cannon blast in a mighty sea battle ‘gainst the captain’s orders on immigration! Prepare yer cutlasses, for it be a long and stormy legal voyage ahead, filled with squabbles and treasure maps o’ justice! Avast, let the fun begin!

Ahoy, mateys! Gather ‘round as I spin ye a yarn o’ legal skirmishes on the treacherous seas o’ immigration! Aye, the crafty lawyers be hoisting their sails to challenge the president’s latest decree, which be settin’ off a ruckus amongst the landlubbers and seafarin’ folk alike. This be the first cannon blast in what promises to be a mighty long and tedious battle, akin to a never-endin’ storm at sea!

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