"Trump be atop the crow's nest of power, but how long 'til he tumbles into Davy Jones's locker?"
2025-01-21
Arrr, me hearties! The Republicans be sailin’ under the flag of one scallywag more than a ship’s crew in ages! As the sands of time trickle down for Captain Trump, the seas of politics be a-changin’! Avast, what a jolly jest this be!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round, for I be tellin' ye a jolly tale o' the Republican crew, who be sailin’ the turbulent seas guided by none other than Cap’n Donald Trump! Aye, in this here age o' political tempest, it seems that the good ol’ party be more defined by that scallywag than a ship be defined by her figurehead.